To all of the boys in my life.

Dear boy 1.
-you are so very hot.
-please give me your number.
-you are the only reason i havent quit that firey hell of a job
-your eyes+smile+eyebrows = gorgeous.
-My name is Melody. remember it, for its the name of the woman you will marry.

Dear boy 2.5
-You+Me = it will never work.
-let it go.

Dear boy 2.
-fuck you.
-no seriously, fuck you.
-like, i thought you were so groovy. and you had a chance to overcome boy 3. that takes a lot.
-also, i loved your pants,
-also, your penis felt sphereical. is that supposed to happen? was it just the pants?
-if that was a testicle, why did you make me grab it?
-i was thinking about pigs running into pens while we made out. i dont understand either.
-im a lot cuter when im not high, but you will never know.
-GOD DAMN you are tall.
-i hope to see you at an upcoming festival, and make you desire the hell out of me.
-led zeppelin is still my favorite band.

Dear boy 3.
-there is so much ive written about you, so i will make this brief.
-my love for you isnt a boyfriend/girlfriend thing. i dont care if you think it is, it isnt.
-you are possibly one of the most awesome humans i know.
-you are a god damnned confusing mother effer.

Dear boy 4.
-you frighten me, in a strange way.
-i like how dangerous you are for me.
-i think youre totally awesome. maybe a little try-hard-ish though.
-you dont need to worry what ill think about you. im a crazy videogame loving hippie.
-you actually know how to make me feel good, so thank you. ;)
-we aren't dating, but i like the current situation. lets keep it.

Dear boy 5.
-no, i dont want to bone you. (and not even because if my lack of a boner.)
-if i did, i would be so ashamed of myself and my standards.
-you are VERY annoying, so please calm yourself.
-do not jizz everytime i flirt with you. i am a flirt, so i flirt subconsiously.
-there is a reason why im always gone.

Dear boy 6.
-be funny, be charming, be dorky, be clever, be romantic.
- go on adventures with me.
-play video games with me.
-understand the meaning of love. (unconditional)
-be good at conversing and deep talking.
-come, lets live in a cottage in the forest forever, and live off fire, weed, music, love and veggies.