To You. Subject? Leave us.

Dear Mr. Something-Or-Other,

It has come to my attention that you are a complete and total LOON.
never before have i met such an incompetent english teacher.
i walked right out of your class under your nose, and got away with it.
did you want to stop me, but chickened out in fear? or did you genuninely miss that 180 my dear companion and i did today?
Whatever the reason was, i was in your class the block before.
so you had no reason to forget about me.
Now i know that your intentions are good.
and intentions are important.
but COME ON.
i missed two whole blocks, and all me did was talk about cake in Valley-Girl accents?
that doesnt even make sense. You fool!
None of your students will respect you if you dont lay the line down and intrigue us into the class.
We did not take English Lit as an elective to be talked at about something else.
and when English Lit lovers REFUSE to go to your class, and take a trip to the mall instead, it is you who needs to do some lesson tweaking.
if i fail the english provincial because of you, i will have your head.
i can not wait until Dolcetti gets back, maybe my drive and focus will return with her.
if you wish for your class to like you, quit trying so hard!
you are runing my love of English!

LAY DOWN THE LAW! ~ I WILL NOT BE IGNORED!

and PS. Forrest Gump is one of my favorites.
and i get insulted when you say shit about things like that.
so take your "harsh opinions" and shove them up your ass.